football experts. or soccer if your americanism pleases.
every 4 years, the spirit of football analysis roam the earth and bless every one from ages 10+ with "brains of football". suddenly the jargons like goalkicks, offside and handballs become punctuations in our everyday conversations.
"siao eh! drive proply leh! u offside liao leh!"
"what? goalkick? corner leh! I should gokick the linesman nuts and handball his face!!!!"
and speaking of which, the facebook is suddenly filled with experts churning out wc related statuses faster than jabulanis can fly off the crossbars. even the vuvuzelas can't buzz off as quickly and as annoying.
"SOCCER EXPERT thinks that england should have won that match. I can referee better."
OR
"ANOTHER EXPERT thinks the game between country 1 and country 2 was so boring its painful. almost like a 24hr pricey convenience store against an asian bank."
don't worry I don't get it either. facebook need to yellow card these.
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